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worstangel had the best idea ever for Easter:
CONDOM CARROTS.
Get a condom, fill it with water and orange gelatin, shake it--*forgets the rest* *goes ask Ash herself for help*
"Then you tie off the end... the base, the ring of the condom? Tie that like you would a balloon. And take a green sharpie, and color that part of it, the part at the top, green to make the leaves of the carrot. I would put it in the fridge for a while. It firms up the gelatin and makes it squeezy."
Apparently it works as an excellent-- *forgets, again*
"yes, you squeeze it gently when you feel stressed
emphasis on gently, otherwise you'll have to clean up the mess"
So this was the Tip of the Day on How to Make Your Boring Christian Holidays More Amusing (and Going Straight to Hell in the Process).
Seriously, there was something fundamentally wrong with that coffee of hers.
...or maybe it was just boredom.
I personally thought it was brilliant.
worstangel had the best idea ever for Easter: CONDOM CARROTS.
Get a condom, fill it with water and orange gelatin, shake it--*forgets the rest* *goes ask Ash herself for help*
"Then you tie off the end... the base, the ring of the condom? Tie that like you would a balloon. And take a green sharpie, and color that part of it, the part at the top, green to make the leaves of the carrot. I would put it in the fridge for a while. It firms up the gelatin and makes it squeezy."
Apparently it works as an excellent-- *forgets, again*
"yes, you squeeze it gently when you feel stressed
emphasis on gently, otherwise you'll have to clean up the mess"
So this was the Tip of the Day on How to Make Your Boring Christian Holidays More Amusing (and Going Straight to Hell in the Process).
Seriously, there was something fundamentally wrong with that coffee of hers.
...or maybe it was just boredom.
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Mas faz sentido, deve ser legal. xD
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Me too. x)
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Quero muito fazer, beijos.
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Você fez? xD
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AH! Não, eu não quis dizer fazendo a cenoura (se bem que isso eu também totalmente imagino)! Eu quis dizer falando esse "what the FUCK?!" xD
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(um dia se eu fizer a cenoura tiro foto ;D)
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