Crazy one-sided conversation on Skype.

  • Apr. 8th, 2007 at 11:22 PM
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So [livejournal.com profile] worstangel had the best idea ever for Easter:




CONDOM CARROTS.




Get a condom, fill it with water and orange gelatin, shake it--*forgets the rest* *goes ask Ash herself for help*

"Then you tie off the end... the base, the ring of the condom? Tie that like you would a balloon. And take a green sharpie, and color that part of it, the part at the top, green to make the leaves of the carrot. I would put it in the fridge for a while. It firms up the gelatin and makes it squeezy."

Apparently it works as an excellent-- *forgets, again*

"yes, you squeeze it gently when you feel stressed
emphasis on gently, otherwise you'll have to clean up the mess"



So this was the Tip of the Day on How to Make Your Boring Christian Holidays More Amusing (and Going Straight to Hell in the Process).




Seriously, there was something fundamentally wrong with that coffee of hers.

...or maybe it was just boredom.

I personally thought it was brilliant.

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You like bowling, don't you, Montag?

If you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't give him two sides to a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none. If the government is inefficient, topheavy, and tax-mad, better it be all those than that people worry over it. Peace, Montag. Give the people contests they win by remembering the words to more popular songs or the names of state capitals or how much corn Iowa grew last year. Cram them full of noncombustible data, chock them so damned full of 'facts' they feel stuffed, but absolutely 'brilliant' with information. Then they'll feel like they're thinking, they'll get a sense of motion without moving. And they'll be happy, because facts of that sort don't change. Don't give them any slippery stuff like philosophy or sociology to tie things up with. That way lies melancholy.

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