How to cure the frustration of watching a bad movie with less than 10 bucks:

1- Invite a friend of yours to the movies. Make sure it's a terrible movie, so the two of your can flame it when it's over and leave the movie theater feeling like two idiots for having payed for that.

2- Right after the movies, enter inside a Lojas Americanas (department store) and start to search for good DVDs at the "3 for 2" or "2 for 1" sale. Leave the store frustrated because of your lack of money.

3- Since now you are frustrated enough, walk down the street telling your friend all sorts of problems and confessions, looking to the ground.

4- Find a R$10 bill on the floor.

5- Go home to decide what to do with it.

6- Argue with your friend for a while to figure out which movie the two of you are going to see.

7- Take as much time as possible until there are no available sessions.

8- Keep discussing on what are you going to do until one of you come up with the brilliant idea of "Let's get drunk"!

9- Go to the supermarket and make sure you are either underage or forget your ID. Also make sure it is a posh supermarket, so people won't sell you Vodka.

10- Since there is no booze, decide to buy a Coca-Cola bottle and a can of Leite Condensado (if you do not know what that is, just ask a Brazilian friend).

11- Go to the nearest bakery and open it.

12- Start to drink it with your friend. Soon, you'll begin to see a bunch of Fievels.

13- Go eat an empada (again, ask a Brazilian friend) at the best empada store around.

14- Feel your brain turn into marshmallow because of the weird mixture and...

15- Go to French class.

[Warning:] This procedure was done only by those that were trained for this situation. You must prepare yourself before drinking a whole can of Leite Condensado with your friend. It's more than 600 calories. For each of you.

[Warning²:] If you are still frustrated after this, go rent a great movie for a change (and by a good movie I do not mean porn). Whatever floats your boat, though.

It really impresses me how much sense I just do not make in the morning.

And I swear I've got a hangover.

The Final Cut (USA, 2004) * - If they had developed the story in a better way, it could be a brilliant film. The idea is great, all they needed was a better script. Unfortunately, that counts a lot.