I want a hotel room; I don't have air conditioner, because my mom was a ballerina and didn't have a camera. What a stupid ant. It's eating my sandals, and they're all going away in a flying saucer. Did you know that when I read that word, it's like 'sausage'? Why did you get my keys? (I don't.) You moved out and didn't even tell me? You stupid bitch! Why did you? You look like Mia!
I love my grandfather. (What about him?) What, the Marauders? I'm James, and I'm sleepy. He's nice, but he has this pub and it's crowded, and I don't know what Sade has to do with this. I want to go to Treasure Island. You know the snake? Nagini? She kept Renata's belt, but it's all emo. What's with Killer? She came here to get the gold. Where is Wormtail? I need the necklace to find him.
Why would a pentacle scare you, Luna? I think I'll break up with Fievel. I want cookies and cream. I need to talk to Bill Gates. I think the door on the window is way too small, in Windows; it's senseless! There have to be more doors! What a shrill thing. Doors! Stay there like those bloody glittered guys, okay. I have this friend who looks like the Hunchback of Notre-Dame, and he's weird. I'm scared of spiders who want me to tap dance!
OMG, UFO -- his name is UFO. If you walk down the stairs and turn right, big, very little, great movie. Why can't people sit down to watch movies properly? The plane's about to take off! Is your phone out of battery, Defex? Damn it! (Are you on the phone?) Am I homophobic? Are you the one who makes silver, Defex? (Phone. Are. You. On?) Oh, yeah. (Okay, then. Bye!)
I did hang up on you, but you said you were on the phone! What, was I supposed to think that you were talking to me or something? =p Last time I checked, my hair was not pink.
Why, of course I didn't. One whole weekend without talking to you? Bliss. Oh, I can't wait for that week you're spending in O.P.! Well, not really. But then again, I may be able to do something slightly productive, like, I don't know, studying.
If you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't give him two sides to a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none. If the government is inefficient, topheavy, and tax-mad, better it be all those than that people worry over it. Peace, Montag. Give the people contests they win by remembering the words to more popular songs or the names of state capitals or how much corn Iowa grew last year. Cram them full of noncombustible data, chock them so damned full of 'facts' they feel stuffed, but absolutely 'brilliant' with information. Then they'll feel like they're thinking, they'll get a sense of motion without moving. And they'll be happy, because facts of that sort don't change. Don't give them any slippery stuff like philosophy or sociology to tie things up with. That way lies melancholy.
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I love my grandfather. (What about him?) What, the Marauders? I'm James, and I'm sleepy. He's nice, but he has this pub and it's crowded, and I don't know what Sade has to do with this. I want to go to Treasure Island. You know the snake? Nagini? She kept Renata's belt, but it's all emo. What's with Killer? She came here to get the gold. Where is Wormtail? I need the necklace to find him.
Why would a pentacle scare you, Luna? I think I'll break up with Fievel. I want cookies and cream. I need to talk to Bill Gates. I think the door on the window is way too small, in Windows; it's senseless! There have to be more doors! What a shrill thing. Doors! Stay there like those bloody glittered guys, okay. I have this friend who looks like the Hunchback of Notre-Dame, and he's weird. I'm scared of spiders who want me to tap dance!
OMG, UFO -- his name is UFO. If you walk down the stairs and turn right, big, very little, great movie. Why can't people sit down to watch movies properly? The plane's about to take off! Is your phone out of battery, Defex? Damn it! (Are you on the phone?) Am I homophobic? Are you the one who makes silver, Defex? (Phone. Are. You. On?) Oh, yeah. (Okay, then. Bye!)
Best. Sleepy!Drunk. EVER.
"Você bebeu fubá com requeijão?" foi ótimo!
You hung up on me! O.O
You totally missed me, didn't you?
I did hang up on you, but you said you were on the phone! What, was I supposed to think that you were talking to me or something? =p Last time I checked, my hair was not pink.
Why, of course I didn't. One whole weekend without talking to you? Bliss. Oh, I can't wait for that week you're spending in O.P.!
Well, not really. But then again, I may be able to do something slightly productive, like, I don't know, studying.Sure thing.Yes, of course! I was so relieved of not talking to you too. You can be so overwhelming sometimes. I was the one that was blessed.
Not.Studying may be good for you for a change.
But I doubt it will happen.
Oh, no, I was blessed!
Really. You got to spend the weekend with people. ...Oh, wait, I had to edit grandpa's book.
Yes, it will.
The funny thing is, so do I.