Lu: I'm so cold - Vogons will come and get me. Did you watch Rocco - this kangaroo with a restaurant, and a turtle wearing glasses, and that's just like Vogons. I want chocolate, Hershey's, and I want to eat it with cheese. Why did you ask me if I want to sell it?

Christy: I didn't say anything.

Lu: No, you are saying it! I want to keep it with the Toblerone! Uh-huh. Why would I make coffee? No! I have to call her -- damn! I forgot to call. Resistance is useless! You know that, don't you? The button is just there! No, I know! I know cold is good -- I like it, but I'm cold! That's not the poooint. It's tea, see -- it's the meaning of life, the universe...

Christy: ...And everything.

Lu: Right, forty-two. No! Don't be crazy. You know I didn't mean it like that. Don't get offended, damn you! See, now it's obvious! NO! I don't have a blanket, and I don't want bloody coffee, I want tea! I have to drink tea before fighting Fievel... He'll never manage to win me to destroy his room. It's not supposed to be this liberating -- not his room! No, not Carrie, and more Carrie, and I don't like her! Samantha's good, but Miranda's... Yeah, I can totally bring the towels, but I can't take care of children. Damn. I will -- ah, can't forget the bed. Of course! No, no. What do you mean? Stop saying bullshit! What the fuck, Chris? No! I don't watch Chaves -- why would I? The ball was bouncing and he would totally beat Pinky! Yeah, you better. I don't know, I really don't know.

(...)

Christy: Bye, Lu.

Lu: Yeah, I'm tired. I wasn't too sleepy drunk, was I? I don't think I said anything too crazy.

Christy: ...


When are you going to understand that "normal" is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!



christycorr: I wasn't going to post this here, but Lu convinced me otherwise. *grins*